Oracle Observations

April 20, 2012

Keep calm and Gather stats!

Filed under: Uncategorized — bigdaveroberts @ 12:53 am

Everything already exists!

Or at least everything exists on the Internet before I’ve thought of it!

The topic of #optimizerbumperstickers hit twitter courtesy of @SQLMaria.

Someone suggested: Keep calm and gather stats!

Short pause, google: ‘keep calm poster generator’, finds:

A short while later, a mug and a tea-shirt are on their way!


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